Merry Christmas Tim and Rachael

Why you never leave your man unattended in the company of . . . . .

. . . . a turtle?

Note the beauty in the background working on the computer.

Is that so?

Tickle Tickle. Wait, isn’t he usually on bottom?

I love you Erbert

“Blinded by the light . . .”

“Don’t speak, I know what you’re thinking”

Do onto others as you would have done onto you

For onto you it shall be done

“Said the night wind to the little lamb,

Do you see what I see?”

Words to live by

Sing like no one’s listening

Dance like no one’s watching

Love like it will never hurt

Play with turtles like cameras don’t exist

Shit.

You had a camera?

You saw nothing!